[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Jane was a lesbian. She had just recently sold her soul to the devil and was ready to lick a pineapple. When she came in from watering the geraniums, she wanted her hoover to know that everything was dead and that her penis was ok. When she realised that her kettle wasnt there, she began to throw her own faeces at a Rabbi, and then shat herself. She then danced with a horse, and gesticulated wildly to passers-by. She was sooo exhausted which made her tits go wobbly. Her friend, Margaret Schlegel, went to Lidl to buy some vaseline to help her out.

Too funny