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Old 07-10-2014, 09:41 AM #6
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instead of starting a new thread i am going to add a fun peace on this subject. and like i say below - this is a serious matter and i can only do this because i am thick skinned.

arista - more marks for working - and no longer tea breaks OK.

somebody - anybody - find me somebody to troll me 07.10.14

i have been round the block
you could compare me to a world cruise liner
one very active ????
i have a "A-level" in the vagina.
finding the internet went down a storm
i felt more privileged then "Abu Hamza"
better then a "Finsbury Park" mosque plat form
the www. was my winning bonanza.
i will get down on my knees
its my pleasure and no belief
get obsessed with poetry please
your prize and reward is to give me relief.
read all my work daily
from the news to my Queen hunger
i may be very old and scaly
but like "Silvio Berlusconi" i still do "bunga bunga".
can anyone remember the parsnip
with me he was infatuated
i really miss his anger, rage and vile lip
its so sad out of love calculated.
"i have to get out of this prison cell"
"one day i am going to be free"
working to ache my bones i will sell
"anybody, somebody find me somebody to troll me".

( first and foremost i tried to get this to the queen and i prey to god they are not offended. i knocked at the palace this morning and her Majesty opened the door in her dressing gown and i hand delivered personally. i hope freddie is looking down at my remix and saying "that's fine my dear" or something like that. i will pop this in at France soon as i have a bunga bunga party to attend next week. as for Abu - i don't think so sunny jim. and the last person i name in my poem who i have lost contact with was my "troll"- parsnip ? where are you baby ? one minute you was reading and commenting on every post i done then you was gone. i prey to god you are ok. if anyone thinks they can handle the power of following and trolling the most useless and crazy poet that has ever walked earth - please. maybe i could do a poem on something of your choice ? stay in touch please. i would like to make clear i am not encouraging or praising trolling as it is very vile and a low thing to do and the only reason i can handle it is because i am thick skinned. please if you troll anyone - stop. my last comment is to show you what inspired this poem and my remix https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kijpcUv-b8M)
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