[kirklancaster]

WTF?????

This advice is stupid. It has not been thought our properly:

1) Why not just pee your pants but keep wearing them for say, a week until the smell is unbearable, or you develop chapping. Then change them.

2) Repeat 1) until you run out of fresh pants.

3) Do not get showered between stages 1) and 2) until you run out of fresh pants to change into.(Don't worry about the smell of B.O, the stench of dried urine will mask it.)

4) Once you are all out of fresh pants, throw them in the shower base with a minuscule splodge of soap powder, then get showered - actively agitating all the pissy pants with your feet to give them a thorough old cleaning.

5) This will result in real savings - not only direct savings by way of Water, Soap Powder, and Electricity (no washing machine.)but indirect savings on booze, food, cinema tickets etc, because you will no longer be going out socially because you'll have no friends left.

n.b -- For real Eco Warriors who wish to make even greater savings; it's OK to crap in the shower at the same time as 4) above. This will save WC flushing and Loo Roll.

This is genuine advice from The Ministry Of Stupid Pillocks