Quote:
Originally Posted by The Mockinator
I had a dream today that I was in a Video Game, I was in the woods looking for a place to rest cos I just knocked Rock the **** out and I need to restock my supplies, I then hear this fit girl laughing and I start to run towards her with a massive hard on. I then reach this Carnival City and I'm trying to ask Civilians where I'm supposed to go find the red light district and to hang a couple of hookers off my cock but they don't answer me, and then the girl with the laugh comes back and starts chasing me threatening me she was pregnant and I was the Dad and she definitely was running faster than me as just as I hit a story sequence there was a girl in a hood right behind me and started running back as I beat that particular part of the game. I got to level 43 and unlocked this big gun that's so big i have to rest it on my shoulders but it's still not as big as my trouser rocket.
And then the bed was wet as I woke up.
|
That's a belter of a story mate.