[Alf]

How you all diddling?

I'm sure you've all been missing me round these here parts, just to let you all know nothing much has changed with me, I'm still a walking talking sex machine.

I'm not sure if i'm gonna be back on here before Christmas so incase I'm not I'll wish all you Christians and you atheists that suddenly become Christians in late December a very merry Christmas and a happy new year.



Lots of love

The Shag