Another excerpt from my musical parody - 'ISIS - THE MUSICAL' - for which, when I have finished writing it, there are plans for it to be actually produced and performed by a group of terrorist-hating 'Performing Arts' students (I'm directing) and hopefully, we can post a copy on You Tube.
For anyone interested, it is a parody loosely based on the film 'Chicago' - which I love - and it will seriously help anyone who isn't familiar with the film, to use the relevant links to see the real excerpts being parodied on YouTube. The Link for this excerpt - 'The Nuke 'Em Tango' -- 'The Cell Block Tango' is given below in case you want to watch it first.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KA6R1DMb-Z8
Another excerpt from
‘ISIS – THE MUSICAL’: ('Cell Block Tango' from 'Chicago')
VOICEOVER
And now the Joint Chiefs Of Staff Of The Western Alliance In their rendition of 'The Nuke ‘Em Tango'
ALL CHIEFS OF STAFF (singing)
Bomb Drop! Hit For Six! Flash!. Uh uh, Way to Go. Dip****z!.
Bomb Drop! Hit For Six! Flash!. Uh uh, Way to Go. Dip****z!. Bomb Drop! Hit For Six! Flash!. Uh uh, Way to Go. Dpi****z!
They had it coming, They had it coming
They only had themselves to blame
Only way to stop ‘em, get nukes ‘n drop ‘em.
‘Cos these bastards are all insane.
Bomb Drop! Hit For Six! Flash!. Uh uh, Way to Go. Dip****z!.
Bomb Drop! Hit For Six! Flash!. Uh uh, Way to Go. Dpi****z!
5 STAR GENERAL I. LUVKICKINGBUTT (speaking)
You know how terrorists have these murdering habits
That get you down? Like ISIS!
ISIS love to just kill innocent people. No, not kill, execute!
So, we all got together this one day
And we’d had enough. Well, talking, trying to reason and being tolerant, None of that worked.
They just kept on killing.
No, not killing. Executing!
So, I said to the other Chiefs, I said,
"Them bastards kill one more innocent person...” Well they did.
So we deployed thousands of ground troops
And authorised air strikes. But them devils just executed more innocents in retaliation. So we goddam nuked ‘em.
ALL CHIEFS OF STAFF (singing)
They had it coming, They had it coming
They only had themselves to blame
Only way to stop ‘em, get nukes ‘n drop ‘em.
‘Cos them bastards are all insane.
4 STAR GENERAL WHOPEMGOOD (talking)
I been fecking with these murdering maniacs for years. ‘N every time we invaded one shabby country to oust a nutjob Islamic dictator, these terrorist bastards go right on and start up killing and bombing to try and convert another.
Hell boy, it’s like De ja Goddamn vu or something.
Religious my big hairy ‘ass, these evil mothers are just plain ole evil killers using Allah as an excuse. Thing is; we didn’t have a cat in hell’s chance a beating 'em. I mean, it aint as though they fight fair or something. Don’t wear no uniforms, or come at ya over the top of a trench. No sirree. These cowardly asswipes just sneak around , planting bombs and executing civilians. An’ they all look just the same. Can’t tell a good un from a bad un.
So what we did – we Goddamn nuked the bastards.
ALL CHIEFS OF STAFF (singing)
They had it coming, They had it coming.
They were set in their evil ways. Some idolised ‘em, but we despised ‘em. And now they’ve vanished in a haze.
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Do you think this musical could be a smash if it was produced?
