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Ahmed shortly ago left the diary room and declared "One Nil to Ahmed", shortly after he began to dance around with various declerations including things like "Bye Bye Big Brother".

I wonder if he muttered to them something like "I'll see you in court", after he's decided he's discovered some loop-hole in the contract. I'd love to see that, yeh, shame he hasn't realised that C4 has the best lawyers in television land.