[Livia]

Dermot O'Leary definitely. He's such a suck up... and I hate that man-hug-with-a-shoulder-bump thing he does with celebrities who probably don't even know him.

Cheryl Cole. Beautiful, really beautiful... but ultimately talentless.

Ellie Goulding scores a perfect 10 on the slapability scale and her little baby voice hurts my ears.

Danny Dyer - and all professional cockneys. No one really talks like that. Unless they're stupid or taking the piss.

Chris Evans. I don't have enough words to describe how deeply I dislike him.