Every year in my primary school there was a big Christmas play which ran for about 3 weeks every year, 2 shows a day, one in the morning and one at night, so all the parents could come and watch at whatever time was best for them.
The year 6's were the main people, but every other year had their own song to perform during part of the show, so that everyone took part.
Well when i got to year 6, i was beaten for the role of Joseph, so i took on the role of King Herod instead and I'll have you all know, i was the best King Herod they ever had
I had to do my own solo and everything, looking back i was a massive cringebag, but at the time i felt like an actual King
My nieces and Nephews go to the exact same school and whenever i go and watch their Christmas plays, the headmistress, who was there when i was, always calls me Herod when she sees me
