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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: with joeysteele.
Posts: 64,681
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: with joeysteele.
Posts: 64,681
Favourites (more):
BB2024: Sarah BBCanada 9: Rohan
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Mock's awful jokes thread.
Let's Egg on the yokes guys.
1. Why do I have a problem with Offal? Because it thinks it's so brainy.
2. How did the pigeon avoid the car on the road? It winged it.
3. What do you think of my dress? It's alwhite.
4. Where did Ashleigh Coyle want to take BB15's Christopher? In the Hall.
5. What do girls do together in the Bathroom after a huge falling out? Make-up.
6. What bugs Spiders? Flies.
7. What's 5+5? 5 Alive.
8. How do you change the colour of your wall? You paint it.
9. Who sounds like a Banshee when singing? Ke$ha.
10. What do people say at a Baked Bean party? Heinz guys.
11. Who has that poison? Nicole Scherzinger.
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Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink and River Song as my Strictly 2025 Sweepstakes, and eventual winner and runner-up of the series. 
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