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Join Date: Aug 2014
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Join Date: Aug 2014
Posts: 13,378
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Kyle, Leathertrumpet and Marsh go spying in Syria for the Military and are caught and taken prisoner by ISIS.
The terrorist boss says "We normally behead twats like you but I'm a big fan of TIBB so I'm going to have you flogged, then I'm going to release you.
That afternoon, all 3 are stripped to the waist and tied to 3 posts with their backs to a huge Muslim holding a vicious looking cat o nine tails whip.
The Muslim goes up to Marsh and says; "The boss says you've got a choice of what you want on your back before I flog you.
Marsh says: "Thanks. Can I have some Savlon please?" So the Muslim rubs loads of Savlon into Marsh's back then flogs him until his back's raw and he passes out.
The Muslim moves to Kyle: "What do you want on your back?"
Kyle says: "Feck off. I'm English. I don't need feck all on my back. Do your worst."
The Muslim flogs Kyle's back until it bleeds but Kyle just sneers at him. Eventually the Muslim gives up, moves to Leathertrumpet, and says: "What do you want on your back".
Leathertrumpet says: "Kyle".
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Last edited by kirklancaster; 26-11-2014 at 07:47 PM.
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