[Mystic Mock]

Boys:
1. Look cute but not overly attractive to the ladies otherwise the young guys don't take to it very well.

2. Don't sing interesting Music, you have to sing your Funeral style Music or take good songs and turn them into a Funeral song as the Grandmas will love that.

3. Don't have an awkward personality, you've got to be shy but still confident enough to not put your foot in your mouth.

4. Don't be gay as you lose the teen girl appeal immediately who vote only for shallow reasons for some of them.

Girls:
1. Don't be attractive at all, you've got to be slightly overweight and unattractive, but not too overweight and unattractive as you'll lose a lot of the male voters.

2. Belt out, shout, scream, you can't get away with sounding smooth and good without doing the above otherwise you get the dull tag.

3. Again don't come off awkward or trashy as girls are suppose to be angelic little Princesses that Butter wouldn't melt in her mouth.

4. Girls are required to do at least 3 uptempos, otherwise the public turn on them for it as they are a “one trick pony” according to some of the viewers.

Boybands:
1. Sing less soppy Music and have more fun.

2. Stop putting in members into these manufactured boybands that serve no purpose in the group whatsoever.

3. More talented singers in these boybands instead of just the 1 or 2 or in some cases none.

4. Stick an ugly boyband member at the front to make them look less shallow to the male audience.

Girlbands:
1. Stick an ugly looking girl as your main spokesperson and show how she's not gonna take your boyfriends to make them more friendly to the female audience.

2. Sing songs to do with your pain and suffering at some points of the series, at most points do uptempos.

3. Never reveal any flesh, that will aggravate the female audience.

Overs Male:
1. Dye your hair dark.

2. Always wear a suit.

3. Sing cheesy boring ballads.

4. Pose.

Overs Female:
1. Go the whole feminist route.

2. Preferably be overweight and unattractive.

3. Sing a lot of uptempo karaoke songs.

4. Perform in a slightly more mature way compared to the girls category.

Have I missed anything off the list?