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Originally Posted by The Mockinator
1. What do people say about Baltimore? That crime is always on The Wire.
2. What rhymes with cooking? ****ing.
3. Do you know what my problem with golden brown is? It reminds me of The Stranglers. |
They're getting more awful Mock but we need more - don't let this thread die.
Why do dogs lick their own balls?
Because they can.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.