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Originally Posted by waterhog
Kendra v a hot Currie 25.11.14
on the stand by was water
unfortunately no poppadom
but this curry did slaughter
no mild or medium it was no norm.
Kendra did turn
she got on her high horse
unaware this currie would burn
maybe naive to our parliamentary sauce.
straight away lowered her battle
by using fowl words was no spice
in the Currie it did not spill or rattle
Edwina stayed calm and cool and as bland as plain rice.
trying to add some chili
Kendra would not seal the can
maybe she should stick to eating wrinkled old Willie
her weight input was as helpful as the stodge in a Nan.
getting louder and high pitched
the aggression and frustration
the mango chutney was ditched
which proves the Currie has a world class education.
Kendra failed and was in a rut
her head had no tickle
she was no Gujarati cabbage with potato and coconut
to use her mouth she is well able
and the winner of the row is the Currie.
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And after her red-hot row with Edwina Currie
Kendra ran towards the camp toilet in a great hurry
Mel shouted: "Kendra! Come back! Where you running to?"
Kendra said: "I've had too much Currie, gotta Vindaloo"
Keep the faith Waterhog. Keep 'em coming.