As a footballer he used to run
Now Jimmy is a bundle of fun
Foggy can pull a funny face
I doubt if he can get first place
Michael isn't afraid of work
I still think he's a bit of a Burke
Jake can sing a little bit
He tends to get on peoples tit (s)
Nadia is full of class
Although she has an enormous arse
To like Kendra isn't a crime
She's knows just how to get air time
Edwina certainly has a go
She must be in the last 3 you know
Melanie is slim & pretty
But oh those teeth its such a pity
Don't forget Tinchy he's quite small
I often wonder if he's there at all
Vicki makes me want to cry
Not allo allo just go goodbye!
I challenge my friend Waterhog to write a poem about them all
