[Tina_2004]

The housemates have ditched their usual wardrobes in favour of some rather attractive uniforms for their first day at the Big Brother Primary School.

When the school bell sounded, the class knew they had five minutes to get dressed and go to assembly (such were the previous instructions from Head Teacher Big Brother).

This proved a cinch for all but Daniel, who quickly discovered that he'd lost his socks. His classmates soon came to his aid and found them - not in his blazer pocket as he'd thought, but under Nadia's bed.

Nevertheless, he made it to assembly in the nick of time, and proudly declared himself "here" when the Head Teacher called his name.

Quietly waiting for teacher


Everyone else did exactly the same - Victor adding "po po po" to his "here", thus firmly establishing himself as the class rebel.

During the break before their first period the smokers sneaked behind the bike sheds for a cheeky smoke, while some of the female pupils, deciding their school skirts were a little too frumpy made some alterations, hiking them up a few inches.

What will teacher say?