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Old 04-12-2014, 04:12 PM #21
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My mate just text me: 'What are you up to?'

I text back: 'Just raping my daughter's Xmas present'

He wrote: 'Lol.....You mean wrapping?'

I text back: 'No, I've got her a pony'
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