[kirklancaster]

A Song For WaterHog -- From 'Oliver'“Women got to have a cock up or two”

[KIRK (spoken)]
You see, WaterHog...

[sung] If you’re female, one thing counts
Lots of cock, large amounts.
I'm afraid there’s tears, when her man disappears,
‘Cos a girl needs a cock up or two.

A girl will be tetchy and blue, boys,
If she can’t have a cock up or two.

[BOYS]
A stiff large dick will do the trick
Cos she’s got to have a cock up or two.

[KIRK(spoken)]
Let's explain to WaterHog what we mean, shall we my dears?

[sung] Female celebrities won’t relax
Without a man seeing to their cracks
They’re highly strung when they get none.
But better for a cock up or two.

Celebrities need their cock too, boys
They’ve got to have a cock up or two.

[BOYS]
A woman’s happier on her back
Enjoying a cock up or two.

[KIRK (spoken)]
Who says men don’t understand women?

[sung] Mel’s ex husband, must be thick!
He could still be giving her dick.
But she’s no need to pine, when she can have mine.
I’d give her a cock up or two.

She’s going to be irritable too, boys
When she’s missing a cock up or two.

[BOYS]
Mel’s ex hubby, must be thick
When he could be giving her a cock up or two.

[KIRK]
How fecking fit, is Mel Sykes
She could shag who she likes.
I’d give her a call, but mine’s too small.
But she’s missing her cock up or two.

Mel’s missing her cock up or two, boys
She’s missing her cock up or two.

[BOYS]
How fecking fit is Mel Sykes
But she’s missing a cock up or two.

[KIRK (spoken)]
She’s like a Rooster on heat – any cock’lldoo.

[Sung] Randy Jake passes by
Mel in her bikini takes his eye
Everything's clear, he’s eyeing her rear
Wishing he could give it a cock or two.

Mel’s missing her cock or two, boys
She’s missing her cock or two.

[BOYS]
Have no fear, attack Mel’s rear
Get in and give it a cock up or two.


[KIRK]
Edwina’s smart and very rich
But just like Mel she’s being a bitch
But I can tell, they’re both mean as hell
Because they need a cock up or two.

Have no doubt they’re falling out,
Because they need a cock up or two.

[BOYS]
They’re both sick ‘cos they’re missing dick.

[KIRK AND BOYS]
They both need a cock up or two.

[KIRK(Spoken) ]

All clear now Waterhog my dear?