[kirklancaster]

Doggies need lots of walkies
On this we all agree,
But let's get it straight, I don't walk mine,
Cos the little twats walk me!

We get lots of healthy exercise
No need of NHS or BUPA,
With legs stretched to the max, and ditto backs,
bending down with a 'Poopa Scooper'

My dogs must think they're entrepreneurs,
or in the 'Land Owning Class',
Cos when we are out, there can be no doubt,
They'll put down loads of deposits on grass.

Yet, it's not the peeing or pooing when walking,
which is really the reason I grouse,
'Tis just the fact, they wait 'til we come back,
then do another load in the house!