[Daniel.]

Conor - Get your epilator, stick it up your ass.
We don't give a ******, cause i'm gonna ******ing split your face in two
I'll give her a fun game, i'll stick this up her *********g minge the stupid bastard.
I'll give her a *********g epilator (pushes brush upwards)
I'm gonna play loadsa pranks on her.
Because she's a *********g piece of s**t. I don't care if i get pulled up to the diary room.

Ashleigh - What if she chucked water on ya

Conor - I'd punch her in the face. Just knock her out (punches the air) I'd say, get up off the mat you piece of s**t.