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Frank: I got your message. I haven’t celebrated Festivus in years. What is your interest?
Kramer: Just tell me everything.
Frank: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.
Kramer: What happened to the doll?
Frank: It was destroyed, but out of that a new holiday was born. A Festivus for the rest of us.
Kramer: That must have been some kind of doll.
Frank: She was. And at the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around and tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year.
Kramer: And is there a tree?
Frank: No. Instead there’s a pole. It requires no decoration, I find tinsel distracting.
Kramer: Frank, this new holiday of yours is scratching me right where I itch.
Frank: Let’s do it then.
Kramer: Alright.
Frank: Festivus is back. I’ll get the pole out of the crawl space.
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the whole thing is a seinfield reference
what