Oh how I’d love to say: Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who is the slimmest of them all”?
But can I? Not on your nelly,
‘Cos I can’t get to the mirror for my belly.
As for the dog in our house, this I know
My wife will never, ever go
I’d like to make her don’t you see
But I can’t ‘cos she’s much bigger than me.
(I’m not being serious Hog, it’s all in fun
But ‘cos of feminist backlash............................. I’ve got to run.
)
Bye Hog
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"Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but they are not entitled to their own facts". Daniel Patrick Moynihan (1927-2003)
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