[waterhog]

the P on the seat idea - fake urine 10.01.15

in every house it leaks
the evidence wont alter
they are lucky its not from the bum cheeks
i am sure the "brown stuff" would instigate a slaughter.
men are like animals
its not a ambition
on lady's "humps" will appear like camels
clearly seeing men do not process inhibition.
i no CBB do not appreciate
rhymes they can not understand
so if someone could translate
because my "twist" is grand.
we need to see spillage
it will mess with them psychologically
bank my idea as its more secure then the "WoolWich"
doing it with fake liquid that is safe clinically.
put it on the seat
splash the floor
it will go down a treat
the lady's will be guilty of starting this war.
push there patients to the max
on something that is natural and green
the viewers can sit back and relax
and watch "celebrity's" argue about what is "fake" urine.

( i can not send my poem to ch5 as they don't get me - but in plain English i think it would be great if they kept making the toilet seat wet and on the floor and see what the lady's do ? or should we not medal with it as it is FANTASTIC. )