[unoino]

Monkeyboy Callum to sing Puppet on a string...
Twat Michelle Wicked thick witch in Wizard of Oz
Alex..silent part in new lethal weapon film as he cant string a sentence together
Patsy..To appear and lose on the weakest link
Nadia..Pilot programme on pc savvy bridgade
Cammi..Photo shoot in Slut of the year mag
Chloe..Pinnochio in theatre
Alicia..Barbie in new film
Kavana...Appearance on xfactor
Ken ..hero in remake of Bodyguard
Jeremy..Release remake of Innocent man
Perez...Winner with world at his feet
Katie..Go back to hubby whos probably ****in her mates as Im writing