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Theatre bosses were hugely excited lastnight after it was announced that Katie Hopkins has agreed to play the beaky parrott in Treasure Island..Bosses were also keen to sign Alex to play "Long John Silver"..however they decided against this following his stint in bb as it was apparent that he could hardly string a sentence together..lastnight sources revealed Alex fitted the bill especially with his walk..but the speech thing completely ruled him out..On the whole this years bb has thrown up potential theatre roles for many contestants most notably Chloe who recently landed the starring role in Pinnochio..Michelle and Callum are releasing the former Sandie Shaw hit "Puppet on a string"..and Cammi to star in porn movie Emmanulle..Michelle and Callum are still in talks with the Big top...but its thought theyve agreed to play a pair of clowns in the circus..A spokesman for the big top said "after their performance in the diary room....we had to have them ..they were hillarious..Michelle just didnt have a clue and monkeyboy Callum just nodded..it was hillarious television.