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Originally Posted by Kizzy
You can't say 'cook' and 'tits' in the same sentence, it messes with male wiring... try it lads it's like imagining your mum in a negligee.
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I just think it sounds hazardous. I worked as a "chef" (a pub food chef
) while I was at University and the number of times I burned myself on the char-grill was horrendous. I had numerous patches of darkened skin for YEARS after I left. A huge set of boobs hovering over that scorching torture instrument would just have been terrifying. Burned nipples doesn't sound good at all
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On the topic of Page 3 - can they not just scrap the entire "news"paper? I read it at work, because it's there, and because it's sort of entertaining in that "car crashy" sort of way... but when you really go over it and think about it... it is an absolutely revolting publication. Full of lies, benefits-shaming and utter nonsense that I can only assume someone simply sits down and makes up off the top of their heads. It needs to go the way of "The News of the World".