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Every programme, there they sit, moaning, complaining they want to go home, they miss their families as if they are hard done by.

They get good food, treats, enough alcohol to sink a battleship and they are still moaning.

Add to this there is the money they are raking in sitting on their backsides, doing as little as possible, Patsy Kensit is almost comatose much of the time.

They are earning tens of thousands of pounds for this and giving back the minimum.

At least Perez and Katie are earning their fee, what has Kav contributed, Calum walks about as if in slow motion and Michelle has tailed off quite a lot too. Where is Katie P?

They all need a kick up their backsides to give the public some entertainment.