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Potatoville
"Potatoville" is one of Irelands premier cities with over 2000 people crammed into its huts and makeshift houses. The city has a high wooden fence around it to protect them from wolves and wild pigs. Potatoville has a very low rate of crime and its clan Chief Hurdygurdymurdy the Fifth has pledged to reduce the murder rate to just 20 a day."
sounds a bit like Falkirk
