It looks as though you'll be able to see the 'How Not to get on Big Brother' programme after all, Princess! Details from the Radio Times website:
How Not to Get into the Big Brother House
Channel:
Channel 4
Date: Monday 20 May
Time: 10:00pm to 11:05pm
Review
A behind-the-scenes look at the selection process for the third series of `Big Brother'. The show's producers reveal what it takes to be selected, and prospective contestants talk about what makes a person want to be constantly watched by the nation for nine weeks.
There you go - don't miss it now!