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Originally Posted by jennyjuniper
I had a really good laugh at all the jokes on there, but now I can't find it again. Can anyone enlighten me?
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Let's use this thread to continue it Jenny - I miss it too, I love a good laugh:
Q: How many archaeologists does does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Three: One to change it and two to argue about how ancient the old one is.
Q: How many Country & Western Singers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Ten: One to change it and nine to sing about how good the old one was.
Q: How many Luddites does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Two hundred: One to change it and the other one hundred and ninety nine to revolt against the change.
Q. How many TIBB atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Duh.... What's a light bulb?
I don't know why but the last one is my favourite.
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