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Old 31-01-2015, 07:21 PM #5
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Originally Posted by jennyjuniper View Post
I had a really good laugh at all the jokes on there, but now I can't find it again. Can anyone enlighten me?
Let's use this thread to continue it Jenny - I miss it too, I love a good laugh:

Q: How many archaeologists does does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Three: One to change it and two to argue about how ancient the old one is.

Q: How many Country & Western Singers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Ten: One to change it and nine to sing about how good the old one was.

Q: How many Luddites does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Two hundred: One to change it and the other one hundred and ninety nine to revolt against the change.

Q. How many TIBB atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Duh.... What's a light bulb?

I don't know why but the last one is my favourite.
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