Waterhog
You may be hard to resist
with your poetry and charm
maybe you just take the piste
with your marriage proposal list
but you iz coming across as bad
Even a bit of a cad
your marriage proposals come furious and fast
as onto the next your eyes you cast
I thought your heart belonged to me
as I have had but two or three
so your virtual ring I now return
and your offer of marriage I now spurn
Love you really