|
Senior Member
|
|
Join Date: Jun 2014
Posts: 4,050
|
|
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2014
Posts: 4,050
|
How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday morning?'
Tell her a joke on Friday night.
The blonde pushes her car into a garage and tells the mechanic it died. After working on it for a few minutes it's working smoothly and she asks 'what's the story'?
'Just crap in the carburetor'.
She gets a puzzled look on her face and asks 'How often do I have to do that'?
|