Week 1 Events of Note
The Car
So then after the introductions there's the old school launch reward challanges and this one is a car. Everybody has to stay in the car as long as possible and the last person sat in the car wins the car. Nicole says almost immediately that the person who wins the car should get evicted and everyone gets pissed at her. "It didn't go the way I wanted it to and everyone got all uppity about it :\"
HOWEVER everyone starts piling out anyway
#ThatPower. Eventually this leaves Sheryl, Autumn and Kent. Autumn starts guilt tripping the **** out of Sheryl talking about her crashing her car and being injured or some **** and Sheryl leaves because she feels bad (what an angel <3) leaving Autumn, who has no car, and Kent, whose wife has a car, but wants to get her a new one. Monica comes along and tries to barter for Autumn like the saint. Eventually Autumn leaves the car and spin the bottle/truth or dare begins (with Nicole explaining the rules of course)
Bunkys coming out
Bunky is SO ****ing endearing at the beginning particularly the fact that 2001 and 2015 are such different times. Autumn, Boogie and Monica are so supportive. Kent of course is not, with his classic confessional: "It's deviant, it's perverse and it's a lifestyle that 90% of Americans don't want near their families or themselves!"
HOWEVER there's a really endearing conversation between him and Kent and I would recommend everybody watches it.
http://www.tubechop.com/watch/4942645 Considering Kent's homophobia he takes the news very well and is actually very supportive.
Also, Kent keeps calling making an alliance "hooking up"
which results in awkward situations such as Kents initial rant to Bunky about homosexuals being follwed by:
Kent: "I think me and Justin are gonna hook up"
Bunky: "As in..."
HoH Comp
The HoH begins where somebody has to select two houseguests based on two random personality traits selected by a spinning wheel (for example Smelliest and Bitchiest) Will spins and gets "loudest" and "kindest" and he picks Nicole and Bunky. Nicole however needed to clarify:
Nicole: I'm the kindest, right?
Will: I don't think so.
Nicole: oh okay.
This is followed by Krista being the only person to vote for Nicole to be HoH and she is eliminated from the competition. </3 Bunky votes Mike as the hottest which is both horribly unsubtle and a horrible choice. Also Hardy is baffled that he's labelled as the vainest
Big Brother the Movie
Then they're set a task to make a video which is actually kinda lame because Nicole lets Chilltown take over. THIS PART however is hilarious for unintentional reasons:
http://www.tubechop.com/watch/4942458
it's only funny because Nicole is sat in the ****ing middle in her pajamas reading a book with her reading glasses lmfao like she obviously gave up. (And I'm 90% sure that is Autumn getting it in the bed lmao)
The Fast
For all you Willtards out there, I chopped it for you
http://www.tubechop.com/watch/4942585 you're welcome. Autumn being out after 3 hours lmfao and defending it by saying "it's personal and how you see fit ^_^" when she lasted 3 ****ING HOURS. Nicole obviously didn't give a **** lmao but has to do it to stay in.
Week 1 Ranking
1. Nicole - So after obnoxiously screaming "Yes!" when she was announced as the first houseguest to enter, Nicole is the first houseguest to be talked about in the diary room for her loud and obnoxious behaviour. She introduces herself and lets the houseguests know she got married in an Elvis church in Vegas on Friday 13th. I think it's the most suitable wedding ever <3 This is shortly followed by "You know what I'm gonna say to the whole group, we just need to take our clothes off and get on with it, y'know what I'm saying?" She's pretty much ostracised from the house but she pretty much explains its what she came for (God bless Shapiro and his 3D editing) I also totally forgot about Nicoles fear of pools which was induced by catching scabies in "a community type water thing" which essentially means she never uses the pool, so then the reward challenge turns out to be diving in a pool of mud to collect tokens
she dives in straight away though what a soldier <3. (Mike Boogie, Will and Hardy wear bikinis for this challenge I was gonna post pics but 1. they're too low quality to appreciate Hardy in a bikini bottom and 2. they're still too high quality for Mike in a bikini bottom) Despite her efforts to stay in the house she's nominated by Mike. However she says in the DR "I'm not gonna give up my ethics to ***** myself"
THEN she gets the ball rolling and talks to "The Real People" (which is everyone but Shannon, Will and Boogie) about putting up Will and Boogie, specifically targetting Will because "everyone's nuts with him at the moment" Her campaigning to stay in the house is hilarious because she gets advice from everyone and doesn't seem to take anything onboard, exhibit A:
http://www.tubechop.com/watch/4942696 but in the end, she's totally out for vengeance
http://www.tubechop.com/watch/4942729 and spills the tea
http://www.tubechop.com/watch/4942780 before Sheryl is evicted which allows Nicole to live on for an entire season
2. Bunky - I think it's easy to watch this back and have the opinion that Bunky is kind of pathetic. We don't realise how much attitudes to LGBT people have changed over the last 15 years and I have to root for Bunky. Despite this being a shrine to Nicole, his conversation with Kent has been the highlight of the week for me as he really hits the nail on the head that it only sucks to be gay because we live in such a hetero-normative world.
3. Autumn - I've rediscovered a new appreciation for Autumn and her sultry ways
She says she sees a lot of herself in Nicole which <3. Autumn thirsting for Hardy is ****ing hilarious because she has no subtlety.
-Hardy gets into bed-
Autumn: Can I sit up here for a minute?
Hardy: Sure
-Autumn gets in his bed and pounces on him giggling-
Hardy: COME ON SERIOUSLY?!
Autumn: Would you say you're a totally open book or do you keep things personal?
Hardy: Nothing I'm afraid to talk about
Autumn: Even S-E-X?
Autumn: Do you mind being affectionate with me?
Hardy: What do mean affectionate?
Autumn: I mean like ~touching me~
And once they get the hot tub, Autumn takes this point to
literally throw herself at every guy
Also, here's Autumn in a strategic discussion:
http://www.tubechop.com/watch/4942374
4. Sheryl - She's a really, really lovely woman who's constantly sexualised even Julie is in the studio flicking her bean [/channeling Bonnie] Everybody loves her except Kent and Justin who think she's phony (but they're literally the worst two so who the **** cares) It sucks that she had to go, but it was the best case scenario for everybody.
5. Hardy - Hardy's very much the sweetheart in the house and he keeps Nicole company when she feels left out
He also has hilariously inappropriate working out compilations such as:
http://www.tubechop.com/watch/4942271
6. Monica - I forgot about her UTR rivalry with Nicole that iirc was never explained at any point. She's pretty under the radar at this point.
7. Krista - She's had basically no screentime so I can't say much oops.
8. Mike - He ha a weird edit because he's shown as very likeable in his confessionals (possibly because despite how much of a douche he is, he's a very good narrator) but he's otherwise shown as a villain (in Wills shadow already alol) He delivers an unnecessarily douchey speech to Nicole about everyone hating her and how much of a control freak she is (because she's the only one who would stand up to Chilltowns **** of course) so yeah, he sucks.
9. Will - Kent, Monica, Krista, Autumn, Bunky and of course, Nicole all are pissed at Will lol. He's really not likeable at this point though (despite his conversations with Shannon basically being softcore porn because they're both so charming and charismatic)
10. Shannon - She's actually very likeable up until you realise she's cheating on her boyfriend on TV.
11. Kent - Kent is ****ing awful and I hope he gets better. His conversation with Bunky was the highlight of the week and I hope we see more of this side.
12. Justin - Nope.