~Day 31~
-Faye and Jem are bickering again because it's the task where they get prizes by throwing the ball at the wall and Faye wants the gym seesion because she hasn't worked out in five weeks but Jem still insists that it's more important for herself <3 and of course Jem won it
-lmfaooooooooo and then Jem gets to choose a gym partner and she chooses... Jay
Faye is LIVID and Jem's all "
you can't lift heaving weights, I can't train you with pressups outside, and
besdies Faye's been stuffing her face with chocolate so how bothered can she be?
she still looks sexy w/o her muscle and weight anyway
"
I'm ****ing doneeeeeeeee
-lmfaooooooooooooooooo omfg I'm legit dying, Jem keeps going around the house all "WELL IF FAYE WAS THAT BOTHERED SHE WOULDN'T BE STUFFING HER FACE WITH CHOCOLATE" except Jem said that in the bedroom while Faye was under the covers, so of course Faye popped up the **** up and was like "YA KNOW JEM I CAN HEAR YOU I'M NOT DEAF" and Jem's just all "lol oops
" I'm screaming
-And then Faye was also upset because she won "Nominations" and Jem makes it even better by telling her WELL IF YOU ARE NOMINATED THIS WEEK YOU CAN GO TO A GYM IF YOU'RE EVICTED
AND NOW YOU CAN GO LIFT TINS OF BEANS OR SUMFIN
I'm ****ing loving the Jem Palmer Experience
-lmfao it gets even better somehow. They have the gym session and Jem is like LOL FAYE AT LEAST YOU CAN WATCH ME AND GET MOTIVATED TO GET BACK IN SHAPE, HUH?
and ****ing Faye is of course LIVID and asks why the **** she would ever watch her, and Jem logically responds WELL YOU ALWAYS WATCH ME TO LEARN WHAT TO DO LOL and they yell at each other and then immediately hug <3 only for Jem to ruin the feel-good moment by going LOL ARE YOU COMING TO SHOUT MOTIVATION AT ME
unfortunately Faye passes up on that offer but BB treats us to a solid consolation prize of a montage of Jay and Jem working out to Salt-N-Pepa's Push It
-the only other real Jem moment after this workout fiasco is that Faye's FURIOUS that Harry nominated her because she left him a nice message in her goodbye and Jem just goes "K WELL DO YOU TRUST AARON?
JUST WONDERING" she rly is doing the Lord's work by stirring **** up for no reason about Aaron