[Kyle]

2 Truth 2:35

By now truth had wandered the lands and was weary so he rested upon the rock of serious debates 36 where he fell about himself when he discovered a thread had been created by the liberal sodomites of greater Tibb upon which the transgressions of man had been discussed 37 and low he reached to the sky and bellowed 'why hath the mods allowed such transgression in the holy land with such a blatant disregard for those of us who hath the great trouser snake within our loins' 38 and it came to pass that he spent the whole night among the people of greater Tibb attempting to right them of their wrongs and to avert the persecution of the male kind by those who bleed from their crotch 39 but what came to pass angered the mods who had seen fit to sow the seeds of doubt within the minds of greater Tibb and thus it came to be that truth was chased from the land by Dezzorah of The burning Kate Bush 40 and thus in the two weeks of his exile truth wandered the lands of plenty of fish looking for women so that he may know them and correct him of his erroneous ways.