No,
of course I haven't put together a mock BB16 UK cast using Brazil's housemates, some Real Housewife and a random name generator, I'm offended that anyone'd suggest I'm sad enough to do such a thing.
Anyway...
(from what I literally just made up, Barnaby's a mix of Halfwit and Aaron, David's not too different, Marc's Benedict, Maryam's Shievonne, Tanya's Victoria, Ophelia's Ashleigh [the BB13 one, not the bearable one], Niomi's the wet dream of half the members on here, Suri's a slightly more middle class Kitten, Willow's Sunshine and Tomos is Welsh so it doesn't really matter who he is, nobody'll be able to understand him anyway)