[hijaxers]

Yes i can swim - but i would prefer not too - i piggin hate water and what swimming pools do to your skin - even worse the sea full of excrement !

I actually learn't to swim on holiday in Switzerland - my uncle John popped my rubber ring halfway across a lake (he was an excellent swimmer) and i made it to the other side. Then i realised i had to swim all the way back !

He had a massive rubber dingy with an outboard motor and on holiday in Spain he taught us all how to dive - he would take all us kids way out til the beach was out of site and push us off the edge of the boat ! So i'm not too bad a diver either - still have no urge to do it ever again Thankyou

The event that made me hate swimming was in Italy as a young girl on holiday and they charged to use the beach ! What neck - we went swimming and there were huge turds floating about ! it was totally disgusting so i've not been keen on ever getting in water since.

I'm not a soap dodger either - thats different