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Originally Posted by Hayden
~Day 42~
-THE BURPING TASK 
-Jem did a little dance of excitement when BB told her she had to burp in Aaron's face 
Faye: "I can't do it. He'll dump me!"
Jem: "Oh no he won't, he'll just give you a silence ban for a week or something"
-Faye saying she wants Aaron to fancy him and Jem shutting her down saying
Jem: "If he really loves you, he won't care"
Faye: "We're not in love"
Jem: "WELL IN THAT CASE WHAT'S THE POINT???"
-Jem rushing out the Diary Room because she's "got one" in her
OMFG I'M ACTUALLY DYING Faye just burped in Aaron's face for the first time and Aaron replied "Right then, speaking ban" Jem the psychic queen <3
-Jem: "(burps in Aaron's face) It's like a little game of burp tig! ^_^"
-Aaron tells Faye he wants Jem to be evicted tomorrow for burping in his face, which Jem replied "hahaha... True Colours...." and then "Dickhead" whilst sorting out her hair in the mirror <3
-"Mum and everyone will be watching this and making judgements like 'That's a dickhead'"
-Aaron saying he'll never speak to Jem again - "Speaking ban for life" Jem's prediction strikes again!
-Jem comes to the Diary Room - "There's more to life than getting angry with someone for flatulence or gas"
-Aaron and Harry are just chatting in the bathroom when Jem bursts in "HAVE YOU SEEN FAYE ANYWHERE??? *BURP* Oh **** *BURP* *BURP* Ohhh"
-"Aaron, this is like illness ok- *BUUUURPPPP* Ohhh *holds stomach*
-Straight after Jem completes the task, she walks out to Faye who is lying down outside - "Faye, I think I'm going to go just before the eviction process x"
Faye: "You should've thought about this before you came in, cos that's gonna ruin my time here"
Jem: "Maybe I only planned to stay for a short time anyway? *BUUUUURRPP* Oh ****"
BB: "What would make you be happy to stay here?"
Jem: "For Aaron to leave. I don't like feeling hate for someone and I'm starting to feel hate."
-lol then Faye reveals she only did 2 burps in Aaron's face and Jem did 13
-Jem tells the house (minus Aaron) she's gonna go home because she's missing her family and her cats and she's not enjoying it anymore and the whole house is telling her not to go
"Can we just have some donuts and I can think about it"
Then we cut live to the house and Jem is saved second, over Anton and Jay. Here's her reaction:
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~Day 42~
-lmfaoooooooo Jem cheering at joy about the burping secret mission and going WE'RE HERE TO HAVE FUN LET'S DOOO ITTTTTTT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and telling Faye that all that will happen is that she'll get a silence ban for a week <3333
-"WELL IF HE RLY LOVES YOU THEN HE WON'T CARE" "He doesn't love me" "K SO WHAT'S THE POINT" #Jemownage
-lmfao Aaron's such a twat, wanting Jem to get evicted NOW because she burped in his face 3x :\ it's okay Jem takes it well by going TRUE COLORSSSSSSSSSS and cackling on the couch
(meanwhile earth angel Louise Cliffe is all WOT, COS SHE BURPED? IT'S NOT LIKE SHE KILLED ANYONE)
-(Jem reacts to the secret mission so far) *brushes hair* DICKHEAD...
-Faye wants to quit and Jem goes OFF about how she doesn't like her boyfriend and she hopes that he gets evicted as soon as possible
"I'VE SEEN IT ALL BEFORE AND MOTHER AND EVERYONE WATCHING WILL MAKE JUDGMENTS LIKE 'THAT'S A DICKHEAD' " I love how Mum Palmer is such a recurring character in their fights
the Palmer family has such an intrigue
-awwww Faye's upset that Jem's trying to upset her but Jem just doesn't like it when someone messes with her sister's heart ;_; so sweet <3
-Jem also had a gr8 DR about how Aaron's not a good person if he's getting this uptight about a burp, and then BB informs her that she has six more minutes to get two more burps in so she goes and burps a **** ton of times while Harry's telling Aaron a story about his dead dog
****ing DONE
-;_; Jem wants to walk because of the whole situation and Faye's upset but Jem keeps burping from all the fizzy pop
-BB: What could happen between you and Faye that would make you want to stay?
Jem: For Aaron to leave *laugh*
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-lmfao Jem burping thirteen times to Faye's two burps
<3
-Jem wants to walk because she misses real life and her cats lmfao but then it gets sad because she never thought that she’d have proper friends and now she does and she can’t get anything else out of this now that she knows that people like the real her
<3
-The Palmers have another touching moment where they're crying because all they can do is give each other advice and then it's up to the other to do what they want with it, and then they hug and cry and Faye says that she really doesn't want Jem to leave and Jem cries that she loves Faye so much <333333 such a tearjerker moment
-lmfaooooooooooo and then it's the eviction and the crowd is chanting JAY! JAY! and Louise is sitting there chanting along and pumping her fists with the crowd
and then somehow *JEM* gets the second most votes
such an absurd result even three and a half years later lmfao <33333
It's been almost a week since we've had a proper Palmer sister episode (they had that small (small by their standards) fight about the bathroom about a week ago but before that I think the last big one was over Jem taking Jay to the gym) and this one was sooooooooooooo good