Kirk
A total Studgod, masterful in every way. Great King and Ruler, loved by women and adored by children, envied by men for being so awesome and wealthy and having a big unit and balls of steel.
I hope when I grow up I can be a Kirk.
They all bowed down to his great Kirkness and kissed his butt.
The baseball star was a real Kirk.
The women dream of being with Kirk.
The football player was trying to become a Kirk.
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kirk
aloof, mysterious, misunderstood, creative, wise, understanding, empathetic, carries the weight of the world on his shoulders. Constantly thinking big, a humanitarian, philosophical, intelligent. Very slow to anger, but when pushed to breaking point, fights like a demon. periodically lapses into bouts of depression. A romantic (secretly) prefers to play it cool, a drifter. Potentially as bad-ass as John Connor. His presence lingers. A spectre at times, dissappearing into the ether.
I got distracted by a passing gypsy, and then - like a kirk - he was gone!....
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I prefer the second definition - but they're both wrong.
I'm actually a skinny, balding 7 stone weed who suffers from acne, halitosis, and alopecia.
Men hate me and beat up on me.
Women ignore me or ridicule me.
I have a 4" penis.
On the extremely rare occasions when I do have sex I use prostitutes.
I suffer from premature ejaculation and always end up coming before I go.
I am perpetually skint.
I never received an education.
I once went on Jeremy Kyle to try to find out who my dad was but they refused to do a DNA test on 23 men.
I bought my wife from Thailand and after two months my marriage had problems. We went to a Marriage Guidance advisor and my wife ran off with him.
Everybody HATES me.
