[Jake.]

Caitlin & Claudia:

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

Chaos's Diary, if found please give to the authorities.


22nd of March 2015
OMG Diary, I've just started a new game show called 'Coach Trip.' I'm pretty excited, everyone seems so nice. Even if some do seem a little Lesbiphobic. Twats. I'm going to write here every day to tell the world of my amazing journey! Maybe I'll make millions like J.K. Rowling!!!!!!!11

23rd of March
Apparently we had a task today. My partner and I were too busy scissoring and getting high to notice. Anyway, strange things have been happening. A few personal items have gone missing. Like my hair brush, my tampons and even my partners vibrator. I think it might just be a joke on someone else's behalf, but I'm sure they will turn up one day.

24th of March
OMFG. You won't believe it. My partner died today. She died of an electric shock from her vibrator. How weird, right? I've never heard of anything like it. Maybe I'll sue the company and make millions from it. At least I'll be rich.

25th of March
So after an eventful day, Jake, our host decided to treat us to some Burger King! It was delicious. Apparently someone was caught doing the unthinkable to a burger... I don't know who it was though.

26th of March
OMG did you know that you can catch Syphilis from a burger? Apparently so. Luke died today, everyone's in a little bit of shock right now. Two people dead from one coach trip, in less than 24 hours? It can't be a coincidence, right?

27th of March
Strangest and bloodiest day ever, an Al-Qaeda gang on the back of a heard of moose attacked the coach, they killed most of the others for being gay, Scott hide under the bus and the moose trampled Mokka to death cause he's Canadian and all.

28th of March
The only ones left are me, Jake, Amy, Drew and Scott. We all had a party to celebrate not dying!!

29th of March
Unfortunate news, Scott died of a prolapse.

30th of March
Again more tragedy, Amy took an over dose of vitamins, she didn't want to live in a world where Zane wasn't in 1D

31th of March
Drew sadly killed himself this morning, he jumped from the coach, his last words were something about not wanting to live in a world were Jeremy Clarkson isn't part of Top Gear. Jake left to bury the body, he hasn't returned.

1st of April 2015
I'm actually getting scared now. I'm the only one left and Jake is still missing. I'm hearing things now too. I thought I heard someone scratching at the door, but I think it's just a tree branch on the window. Maybe I should go check it out either way.