The Cast
(We have assigned each player to someone for this fan fic. it wasn't aimed to offend anyone. We did this because sometimes when people read fan fics they imagine them as something else etc and Yes Braden is a talking pug)
Chapter 1
After introductions at the meeting place in London England, as everyone began boarding the bus, Bradley noticed he was feeling a little off.
He turned to Daniel as they boarded and said “atm me stan front hunty </3”.
Daniel replied, “iconic”, and they took the front seats on the coach.
The minute the coach took off, most of the contestants fell asleep. Shyness or nerves left them all short on words. It wasn’t till they had crossed over to France that the group began to shake off the nervousness and started to share stories. The getting to know you chatter was typical. There were many debates about favourite tv shows and best Big Brother characters. Shaun was in the back corner with Drew leading a debate on the likelihood of Brendan Flowers ever being legit on his own. Jay began to share a bit of his own personal story telling skills, but it became awkward when he told the story of a young Indian man and his passion for curries. Lucas had to hold his hands over Tom’s ears and the bus as a whole became uncomfortably silent again.
Bradley suddenly called out and everyone turned to see him spraying blood form his nose all over Daniel. Jay and Scott both cackled like girls at the sight and turned away. Someone tossed them a roll of paper towels and they spent the next half hour cleaning up the mess.
After a long days travels, the coach pulled into a motel for a nights rest for the contestants before a big challenge the next day.
The next day as the boarded, both Daniel and Bradley looked a lot worse for wear. There skin was an off colour; they seemed to have turned greener through the night. When Jake asked them a few routine questions prior to boarding, Bradley’s only response was,
“Atm of erebus junk food night trojan horse for sale o canada wuv woo barkbarkbarkbarkbark pandoras box zenos paradox l33t supa h4x0r”, and all Daniel could say was “nnnnnnnn”.
The coach wasn’t on the road for more than 15 minutes when Luke started to notice that something was really not right about Bradley and Daniel. He tapped Jake and pointed at the two in the front. Jake got up to get a closer look at the pair, but Daniel and Bradley had begun to rise up too. When they turned towards the others, their limbs were hanging strangely, and their eyes were rolled back into their heads. They looked like death in general.
Panic began to roll amongst the others. Amy and Jack darted out of the seats directly behind the two and started to head away from them, towards the back of the bus. Everyone else followed suit. Lucas climbed into Shaun’s lap and began to weep; Tom did the same with Drew. Jake began grasping at a bag that he had pulled out from under his seat. He couldn’t get the zipper open and struggled as Daniel and Bradley began lunging for Dylan and Jonathan, the two closest to them. Just as Bradley took hold of Jonathan and leaned in with his teeth barred as if to bite him, two gun shots rang out.
Then everyone fell silent as they surveyed the scene. Jake was standing with the smoking gun and there were two bodies flopped down in the center of the aisle… Daniel and Bradley were dead.
Benjamin, who was driving the coach, had pulled over when the commotion started. They had been on their way to a remote destination, and currently they were in the middle of nowhere.
Lucas began to shriek once the shock had worn off, “What the **** Jake? You have a gun?”
Jake answered in a rather high pitched yell, “I wanted some protection, just in case. You think this hosting gig is easy? I don’t know what kind of crazy people I am going to encounter from one season to the next.”
Talks then fell to what to do next. The shaken coach trippers eventually got through the fog of shock and fear to come up with a plan. They carried the boy’s bodies off the bus and into the forest, found some foliage to hide them under, and made a speedy return to the coach before they were seen. When all were aboard again, Ben closed the doors to the bus, and they took off down the road leaving Bradley and Daniel behind.
Chapter 2
Jake whispered to Ben at the front for a few minutes and then turned to the others.
“We are going to turn slightly off course to stop for some lunch everyone. I think that after the events of the morning, we all need a bit of a refresher.”
As he was getting off the coach, Liam looked at his arm and saw some blood there that he hadn’t noticed before. Must have been from carrying Bradley into the forest, Liam thought. He made a detour for the loo to clean up before they ate. As he was washing up he noticed that a small scratch was under some of the blood and he remembers catching his sleeve on a branch earlier on.
When everyone had grabbed seats in the booths they ordered the food. Everyone ordered the special, except Jay and Liam. They had both ordered hotdogs and fries. While waiting for their orders, Jay runs out of his drink. He had already been quite thirsty having drank all his detox water on the coach. He leaned over and grabbed Liam’s glass and began to drink.
Liam exclaimed “hey you thirsty git… get your own drink.”
Jay says “I just have this bad taste in my mouth and my saliva is running fast and giving my mouth this gummy feeling. I wish I had brought more detox water with.”
Scott and Tom were sitting near by and the three of them began to share favourite detox water recipes for the rest of the meal, and each found out several new ways to incorporate cucumbers and water.
After lunch they climbed back on the bus and within half an hour they were finally at the first task. They had come to a popular local rock climbing cliff.
“Today’s task is to paint the exact replica of the Mona Lisa while climbing this cliff”, Jake called out to the teams. “The order of climbing is on this paper here, come and see when your turn is before grabbing your equipment.”
Mokka & Luke were the first up, followed by Braden & Scott and Caitlin & Claudia. Hilarity ensued as the climb began, with Mokka & Luke spilling a small bit of paint on Braden and Scott, and Braden and Scott reciprocating by dumping a whole can of paint on the girls. By the time they reached the top, Scott and Braden were clearly in the lead with this picture
Jay and Liam were up next. They were barely aware of what they were doing when the got the harnesses on, and Jake had to help them tighten all their straps. They were really slow going at first and they mumbled things back and forth to each other that no one could comprehend. They seemed to stop half way up and take a nap… just hanging there. All the other contestants hollered at them, but they were frozen. Just as a plan was unfolding to rescue them, they both suddenly came alive. There was a sudden urgency with the way they started climbing then. As Jay hit the top of the cliff first, Mokka reached out to help him over. He kept muttering, “thirsty, thirsty” as he came over the cliff, but once up he wouldn’t let Mokka’s hand go. Luke was also lending a hand to Liam by this point, so when Mokka yelled out, the others at the top rushed to her aid.
There was panic in Caitlins voice when she called out “They look like Daniel and Bradley”, and the struggle to get Jay unattached from Mokka escalated as Liam and Luke were tussling right beside them. Not sure of how they managed it, the group knocked Jay to the ledge and he lost his footing and fell over. They all made to help Luke, and managed to send Liam in the same direction as Jay. They looked over the edge to see the boys bodies sprawled out on the ground. Then they saw Jake take out his gun again and put a bullet through both of their brains. Jay and Liam were dead.
Chapter 3
Everyone was now used to the idea of dead competitors, or as used to it as they could be. They made short work of hiding the bodies and hightailing it out of there. Once on the road, the further they got from the scene, the easier it was to forget about Liam and Jay.
As it was late already, they travelled to a hotel for a nights rest. Most were exhausted from the rock climbing… and the deaths, but Lucas was still up for a party. He pulled out a bottle of vodka from his carry on and talked to several teams about stopping in at his and Tom’s room. Several noises came from that room that night. There was ranting about Red Nose day, and several expletives directed at some guy named Marsh. Mostly everyone needed to blow off some steam after all the horror that had been witnessed.
In the wee hours of the morning, screams were heard throughout the halls of the hotel. Claudia was running up and down banging on everyone’s doors. They followed her down the corridor to Lucas’s room. Inside they found Caitlin standing over two lifeless bodies… Lucas and Tom were dead. Questions were asked and the scene was inspected. Caitlin and Claudia had a room next door to the guys and had partied most of the night with them. They had gone back to their own rooms at one point but found it hard to sleep with Lucas still carrying on. They had tried banging on the wall several times to shut them up, but after a particularly rambunctious time, Claudia had decided to go over and tell them to shut it down. The scene she was met with put her into hysterics. The room was in shambles… but most of that had been the lads using the various items in the room for a game of toss and smash earlier on. The shocking part was the blood stained sheets and the chunks of flesh missing from the bodies.
The consensus from the group was clear. Everyone grab you **** and lets get out of here was declared by almost everyone. They didn’t even try to hide the bodies… they all got on the coach within 10 minutes and they were down the road before anyone else was alerted.
Chapter 4
They idea was to skip the next three tasks, and head for the nearest boarder and get out of France asap. It was an eerily quite journey, but everyone stayed awake. No one slept for fear that the killer was on the coach with them, and they would be the next victims. The silence would have been deafening if it weren’t for the sound of the bus itself. There was a growing squealing that was soon joined by a clunk clunk noise. About 10 minutes after crossing into Germany, a large bang was heard from the engine and the bus shut down and rolled to a slow stop on the side of the road.
Ben got off the coach to look at the engine, and several others got off as well and were milling around beside it. Caitlin and Claudia took off down the road on a private walk. After about 15 mins they came upon an old barn and they went in to explore. It was warm and cozy inside and smelt of new hay and summer time. Caitlin took off her jacket and layed it out for the two to sit on.
“Caitlin, I’m scared by all this”, said Claudia.
“I know hon” said Caitlin, “but I’m here to protect you”.
“Hold me Caitlin, I’m afraid it’s our last night on earth”, sait Claudia.
Then one thing led to another and queue the bowchickawowow music.
(for further details, there are one or two links in the 18+ thread that will elaborate on what happened here, but in the interest of keeping it PG, they have been omitted).
As lovely as their rotic moment was (romantic without the man), Caitlin and Claudia’s love was short lived. When a dark shadow crept over them, they were to busy to notice. And when the attack began, they were no match for what ensued. Caitlin and Claudia died in each others arms.
Chapter 5:
What was happening at the bus all this time, no one will ever know. A bystander would come upon the scene the next day and the images would not leave their mind before their dying day.The bodies of Amy, Jack, Braden, Scott, Drew Shaun, Dylan and Jonathan were all found by authorities within a mile of the bus.
But that night, Jake, Mokka and Luke found themselves to be the last members standing, in a face off in the middle of the woods. They stared each other down from a safe distance, all panting and out of breath.
“Where is everyone else?” asked Mokka.
“I think they are all dead by now” said Jake in a sinister voice. “It is just us now”.
“Does that mean Mokka and I won?” asks Luke.
“Ahahahahah, that is not the point of all this Luke” says Jake, “no one was ever gonna win this game of Coach Trip. Do you think it was a an accident that Bradley and Daniel were gone on day one? Do you not see that Liam and Jays deaths were all a part of a greater plan? Are you so blind?”
“What are you talking about Jake,” asked Mokka. “Are you saying you planned all this?”
“Of course I planned all this. All these teams were chosen because you all didn’t vote for me in
Most Loved this last season. I had to make sure that didn’t happen again. I had to eliminate those who wouldn’t vote for me, and those who beat me so that I could become #1.” Jake cried out.
“Mokka grabs her phone and scrolls through her sent pm’s. “Look Jake… I voted for you… see here? This is the PM I sent to Ben… it even has a date stamp on it so you can see I am not lying.”|
Luke grabs his phone and follows Mokka’s lead. They both show Jake that they not only voted for him… but that he was their number one pick for Most Loved.
Jake looks at their phones and lets out a huge laugh. “Well that’s me fooled. Remind me never to trust Ben again. Mores the fool me!”
And the three of them went on to post in TiBB another day, with Luke and Mokka receiving that much coveted badge of Coach Trip winners.