Awwwww, your all cruel. Don't be so hard on the poor long suffering chicken.
It's bad enough that he has hitched his star to that of the house slapper; got plucked (sorry, shaved); found out that 3 or 4 'A' levels doesn't rate all that highly in the intelligence stakes; without him having to lose his lil cowboy hat as well.
I wonder what kind of a person we would have seen if he hadn't been devoured by Michelle at the start. I suspect he's not so much dull as neutered.
He has certainly shown himself in a good light a few times. Calming Victor down during the World Heavyweight Foot Stamping Match with Emma; and, especially, by the way in which he ensured that Shell got the news of her Graduation Party first.
