Good luck to him - as LT says; "We've all been there".
I've no problem with any newspaper printing this kind of tosh, but I have a problem with their OTT use of adjectives such as; "Stunner" and "Beautiful" to describe her, because - though I wouldn't kick her out of bed to make room for Marsh - she clearly is NEITHER a "stunner" nor "beautiful".
In fact, she's pretty AVERAGE, and there are better looking women with better bodies out in their thousands in every city centre every weekend.