[kirklancaster]

4.am - Wake up.
4.10 am - Do my morning exercises:

Bearing in mind that according to scientists; a good sexual intercourse session is as beneficial as a 10 mile run, I invest in a 50 yard sprint with my wife, then lay back on the bed to catch my breath while the wife continues to sleep.

Now to my 'Pull Ups': Up One... Grimace... Up Two .... Grimace -- Now both socks are on, I punch the bag for a few minutes -- until she finally wakes up and agrees to go downstairs and make some tea.

5.am - Search Tibb for any new LT posts so I can start the day with a genuine 'belly laugh'.

6. am - Go back to bed.

It's a good life.