Thread: Should You Marry Pizza Or A Person?
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Old 30-04-2015, 09:09 PM #3
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You got: Pizza
Save the money you’d be spending on a wedding and spend it on a lifetime supply of pizza. Pizza will never let you down. It will always be there for you. With pizza you can live a satisfied life and you’ll never have to do the dishes.

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