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A Geordie disco dancer
A gay hairdresser
A black gay Tory
A geeky radio engineer
A male belly dancer
A half-Polish, half-Kuwaiti market researcher
A sales assistant from Huddersfield
A Zimbabwean cardiac nurse
An Irish white witch
A cockney Arsenal fan
The runner-up in the 1999 Miss Ireland competition
A former teacher from Italy
A marketing student from Cheam
A promotions girl from London
An entertainment entrepreneur from Leeds
A sthudent from Croydon nicknamed the cookie monsther

You know, something a bit like that.