[Jake.]

Stubbing your toe on the stairs: Paparazzi - Lady Gaga
Walking through the toiletries aisle of Tesco in search of dental floss: Want to Want Me - Jason Derulo
Asking the bus driver how much it costs for a return to the train station: Hotel - Cassidy (feat R. Kelly)
Taking two paracetamol with a glass of water: Raise Your Glass - Pink (finally one that works!!!)
Wiping the sleep out of your eyes: Alibi - David Gray
Waiting for your bath to run: Free The Animal - Sia
Answering the door to a charity collector from UNICEF: I Predict A Riot - Kaiser Chiefs
Trying to fry some sausages without them splashing on you: Goldie - A$AP Rocky
Opening the mail and getting a papercut!!!!!!!!: What I Did For Love - David Guetta (feat Emeli Sande)
For some reason, clicking on GypsyGoth's wall: How You Get The Girl - Taylor Swift
Searching for the TV remote: Colour on the Walls (Don't Stop) - Foster the People
Seeing your neighbour across the road and not being sure whether to say hello: Hot 'n' Cold - Katy Perry
Having an occasional thought about Niamh during the day: Alfie - Lily Allen (Niamh known for her lazy lifestyle and drug use)