Makes You Not Wanna Post in The Lounge - Pula Mare (Romanian spelling)
Parody of Kiss And Not Tell - La Roux
The Performer
Pula Mare is a singer straight from the heart and soul of Romania, coming to TiBB with many long time awards. The name Pula Mare means ‘Big Dick’ in English, yes, you’ve got that right.. Pula Mare may be an ex-porn star, but, after gaining a great amount of fame in Romania’s version of The Voice, he’s rebranded himself as a La Roux tribute act.
The performance will aim to recreate the absolutely iconic music video by La Roux. Prepare for a fantastic vintage-style performance from Pula Mare himself, as he tries to do Romania proud!
Take a look at Pula Mare’s latest promo pic!
Why not have a little sneak peek at what his performance will look like, by taking a look at his album art below - utterly beautiful.
And here is a little piccy of him in his latest music video - He is SO Eurovision!
The Performance
Pula Mare is revealed on stage, as the doors open, the audience goes wild, it’s Pula Mare!!! Pula jumps and dances around the stage, using an old telephone as a microphone. Pula changes outfits at least 8 times during the performance. To finish the performance, Pula is joined on stage by other La Roux tribute acts (Pula is friends with the majority of the La Roux tribute act community). Pula Mare steals the show.
Pula Mare’s wardrobe design
Pula Mare shall be undertaking many costume changes whilst on stage, keeping the performance fresh and spectacular!
A preview can be seen below, but Pula Mare is keeping his lips tight on the rest of his outfits!
Pula Mare’s stage design
Since Pula Mare is a world renowned La Roux tribute act, he has an archive of hits and music videos. On stage, the background shows clips of his music videos, whilst he remains central to the stage.
Song choice
Lyrics
Ten thousand stories posted
By TiBB’s own Rose McGowan
You've seen the future now
The 2015 TiBB Lounge - Part 4000
Makes you not wanna post in the lounge
Makes you not wanna post in the lounge
Their talking about PLL/GoT/Bates Motel/The Office US now
So where’s the surprise?
Multis coming for you
Do they even try?
Makes you not wanna post in the lounge
Makes you not wanna post in the lounge
LukeBola singing about long lix lovers
Makes you not wanna post in the lounge
Is Liam even an emo?
Or is it some weird fetish
Remember when Glenn shaved his hair?
I think we all cried
Makes you not wanna post in the lounge
Makes you not wanna post in the lounge
Oh look that’s a shock,
Marsh has got himself banned
I wonder how long it is for now? ohhhh
Makes you not wanna post in the lounge
Makes you not wanna post in the lounge
All along Jessica’s been saying ‘Bye Daniel’
Makes you not wanna post-
We only like Mokka for her fake kids
Makes you not wanna post in the lounge
(Musical interlude which lasts approx. 25 minutes)
Is that Tom posting an unfunny meme?
Makes you not wanna post-
Is that Firewire or Clark from the Office US?
Makes you not wanna post in the lounge
We love Mokka’s
Fake kids now
Oh wait, yay Ammi’s back
Dylan’s bi-weekly post
Wtf is a quasar
We all stan Smorge (Smithy + George)
Cherylgu hew?
imo tbh imo
Scott’s asking for nudes (Makes you not wanna post-)
Marsh is posting
A quote from
Some random TV show (Makes you not wanna post-)
Lostie getting
Everyone into
All kinds of shows (Makes you not wanna post-)
Overnight the thread
Has been closed
And we’ve all been infracted (Makes you not wanna post, post, post in the louungeeee)
*Takes a bow as audience goes wild*
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(I may have went a little OTT editing photos of the old guy)