FFS I can't even get normal fiber optic since I moved out to the village that time forgot

. I had 70mb fiber before we moved here... now I'm stuck on 18mb ADSL2+. And also stuck with overpriced BT because they are the ONLY provider in the area who can do more than an unusable
3mb.
To be fair I find the 18mb sufficient for most things, even downloading large files (just start them before I go to work and they're waiting when I get home) but 1gb would be pretty juicy...