[spacebandit]

But but but

we were being told by the "fans" the ratings were stunning
we were being told by the "fans" she is a star, shining in the firmament
when we said it'll never last to a second season we were attacked
when we said she is a one note talentless harpy being cossetted by Łndemol to make a quick buck - we were attacked.

No no no they said, she's a genuine star, you are all idiots - Princess Nikki will be HUUUUUGGGEEE!!!


Well - We told you so

For Nikki - anonymity beckons
Another talentless hack bites the dust.

Thank God



Look on the bright side, when she goes back to her old job they can pay to have Princess Nikki whenever they want in the comfort of their own hotel room